Replace $1,738 of popular premium WordPress plugins – for only $69.95.

Get these features – without slowing down your site nor paying annual plugin *rent*.


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No CDN cheating.
And still use dozens of free plugins!

Who uses our recommended lookalike plugins?

Smart WordPress site owners.
They won’t waste hard-earned money every year on expensive, fancy plugins.

Don’t be swayed by popular-plugin marketing hype.
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Don’t pay annually-recurring plugin rental fees ever again.
And, get the same or better speed results with tested-and-trusted discrete plugins.

We cull through the 55,967 WordPress plugin directory and figure out which plugins work best. We’re obsessed. We sort and test plugins based on speed performance.

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SPEED CLONES are ebook-only guides to essential page-speed fundamentals, speed techniques, or deep obsessions on a single aspect of WordPress plugins. Whatever the report, you’re only a quick read away from learning vital, practical know-how for faster mobile speed. Popular plugins are usually the heaviest loading. You get alternatives for better speed.

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MAIL.ME – Speed Clone, Issue #1. $9.95

Contact Form 7 plugin slows down page speed for your entire website. Not just your contact page. Contact Form 7 adds 42.8 milliseconds to global load time. That’s site drag.
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FLY.ME – Speed Clone, Issue #2. $9.95

Duplicate popular Hummingbird plugin features – without a nasty $294 annual membership fee. Hummingbird plugin adds 30.1 milliseconds of global site drag. Every page and post of your site slows down.
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SEARCH.ME – Speed Clone, Issue #3. $9.95
Our most controversial issue.

Remove popular Yoast SEO search engine optimization plugin – without an awful $89 annual fee. Yoast SEO plugin adds global site drag: up to 240 milliseconds! Every page and post of your site slows down.

Notification: As of December 2018, SEARCH.ME is no longer available as a single issue. Still included free with BUNDLE.ME purchases. See below.
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POLICE.ME – Speed Clone, Issue #4. $9.95

Duplicate popular iThemes Security plugin features – without an atrocious $80 annual fee. iThemes Security plugin adds 36 milliseconds of global site drag. Every page and post of your site slows down.
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CRUSH.ME – Speed Clone, Issue #5. $9.95

Duplicate popular WP Smush Pro image optimization plugin features – without a ghastly $228 annual fee. WP Smush free version produces a best-case, 10-percent improvement for JPEG images. This is an insignificant difference in page load time.
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UPDATE ON CURRENT WP SMUSH PRO PRICE: Subscriptions start at $19 per month. For $99 per month ($1,188 per year total) you get Smush Pro plus access to the entire DEV teams other themes and plugins.

BLAST.ME – Speed Clone, Issue #7. $9.95

Duplicate popular WP Rocket speed plugin features – without a vile $39 annual license fee. WP Rocket plugin adds 31.9 milliseconds of global site drag. Every page and post of your site slows down.
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THEME.ME – Speed Clone, Issue #10. $9.95

What is the fastest free theme? There are 5,100 free themes in the WordPress theme directory. Of those, only 1,602 are responsive. All the rest are obsolete, abandoned, fixed-width junk. How did we sort the remaining 1,602 free responsive themes to find the fastest loading?
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THEME.2 – Speed Clone – Issue #13. $9.95

You may have expected us recommending something more esoteric. Or perhaps a *premium* theme. It may seem an evasion – or path of least resistance. Not so.  We recommend the Twenty-seventeen default theme for speed. Even for years 2018 and 2019.
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BUNDLE.ME includes exclusive 4 bonus issues, #6, #8, #9, and #11 (shown below) each $9.95 value:

BLOCK.ME – Speed Clone, Issue #6.
Replace Akismet plugin. Save $60 annual rent and 8 milliseconds global speed.

SIGN.ME- Speed Clone, Issue #8.
Replace OptinMonster plugin. Save $348 annual rent and 384 milliseconds global speed.

GREET.ME- Speed Clone, Issue #9.
Replace Hello Bar plugin. Save $600 annual rent.

SELECT.ME- Speed Clone, Issue #11.
Replace Gonzales plugin. Save $29 annual rent.


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Speed Clone ebooks contain:

  • Plugin recommendations saving speed and money.
  • Research discoveries about specific alternative free plugins.
  • Learn fast methods and criteria for better plugin decisions.
  • No time-consuming exploration of the 50,000+ WordPress plugin directory.
  • Avoid the learning curve and gain valuable experience and skill fast.
  • One-time cost. No future payments.
  • Premium plugins have an annual *rental* fee. Don’t get locked in for recurring annual-renewal plugins. Save your money.

About the Author

Steve Teare
Steve Teare, Performance Engineer

Steve Teare researches WordPress plugin speed techniques and methods. Steve’s most valued super-power is creativity.

Site owners need education. Not how to make nice-looking sites. But how not to abuse and ruin WordPress – and thus the Internet itself. Steve’s mission: save the Internet from the approaching WordPress Apocalypse!

Steve’s passion is balancing the perception of speed with color and images. Building for speed stops mobile website abuse. Performance is not just an afterthought, bake it in from the start.

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Speed Clones
Speed-mastery for WordPress power users.

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We reverse-engineer premium and popular plugins. We discover ways to duplicate their main features. We use a blend of discrete, free, copycat plugins. These lightweight – sometimes esoteric – clones won’t slow down your website.

Get speed tips and instructions. You’re buying our knowledge and expertise. Links to plugins are included for your convenience and backup. All open-source plugin downloads are the property of their original authors and protected by GPL licenses. They are endorsed and available from the WordPress plugin directory. We don’t provide plugins or support. But we do answer email speed questions for 30 days after purchase.


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